"Yeah, thats Carrie's couch.  I remember dominating Derek there...in fifa."

"Look at the bright side, even If we don't sign any defenders at all, our defense can't possibly be worse than last year."

"Whats the original sized picture look like?"

"The team hasn't really been marketed as "The Rowdies." Every official release I've seen has said "FC Tampa Bay" with the exception of a "time to get rowdie" billboard, which isn't an infringement of…"

"Brevard County Manatees."

"I'll see how these guys play before I mention my confidence level."

"Thats kind of like saying "We've got Mark Teixeira, but lets go ahead and get Albert Pujols" too, for good measure."

"Here comes every conceivable variation of Rock the Casbah. "

"AC has a lot of support, but no organization, and the team sucks, and their FO doesn't really like them."

"I'm digging "the speak-easy" but I feel that with a name like that, we would be required to sneak in alcohol."

"I want the US games."

"What the hell is Chad Burt looking at? Whatever it is, it appears to be enthralling."

"My question was the best."

"I second Tino."

"I could go for "positively negative." Seriously though, you are a positive guy, unless the B-A-N-D word is mentioned."

"I'm not concerned with that, what I am concerned with is how fucked up that is."